๐ŸŽ‰ The S&P hits a new all-time high

๐Ÿ˜Ÿ But yet another Boeing airplane falls out of the sky

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๐Ÿ“ฐ Market Headlines

*past 24-hour performance

  • The S&P 500 hit record highs, with the NASDAQ jumping 1.6%.

  • Oil prices rose following a surprise drop in U.S. inventories and OPEC's demand outlook for 2024 and 2025.

  • Another Boeing airplane fell out of the sky.

  • Gold prices slid 2% from record highs after the inflation report.

  • The GBP/USD remained rangebound awaiting U.S. Retail Sales and PPI figures.

๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ Market Vibes

๐ŸŽฐ Market Forecasts and Futures

Forecasts via Kalshi, the prediction market.

๐Ÿ˜ฑ Fear and Greed Index

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๐ŸŽค What you said last time

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๐Ÿ“ˆ Trends you need to know

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๐Ÿ“Š Stocks

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Winners and losers

Earnings, upgrades, and acquisitions

  • Reliance Industries acquired Paramount Global's 13.01% stake in Viacom18 for approximately $517 million.

  • Robinhood reported a 16% increase in assets under custody, pushing its stock up 8% in after-hours trading.

  • Campbell Soup completed its acquisition of Sovos Brands for $2.7 billion.

  • SentinelOne offered underwhelming full-year guidance, leading to 10% drop in after-hours trading.

  • GigaCloud Technology shares jumped 19.5% ahead of Q4 earnings report.

  • Williams-Sonoma reported better-than-expected Q4 earnings, propelling its stock up 18.67%.

  • Vera Bradley stock dropped 12.7% after issuing FY 2025 earning guidance.

Market movers

  • Tesla shares dropped 4.1% due to sales slump, predicting zero growth this year.

  • JPMorgan hired former Global X CIO to lead ETF strategy.

  • EV startup Fisker hired restructuring advisers as they prepare for possible bankruptcy.

  • Palantir CEO Alex Karp's pro-Israel stance lead to mass employee exits.

  • UnitedHealth faces class action lawsuits over a data breach with at least six suits filed.

  • AMD's rally appears more fragile than Nvidia's, with concerns over high valuation.

Ideas, trends, and analysis

  • Americans are saving for retirement at record rates, with 43% increasing their 401(k) contributions last year.

  • The FTC is refunding $4.1 million to victims of student loan forgiveness scams.

  • Auto insurance rates soared by 20.6% year over year as of February.

  • Franchised auto dealers reported shrinking profits with a sentiment index score of 49.

  • The tech industry's layoff trend continues into 2024, with significant recent cuts from major companies like IBM, Audible, and Twitch.

  • Economists are suddenly praising Canada's economy, as Canadiansโ€™ household net worth rose 1.8 percent to $16.4 trillion in Q4.

๐ŸŒ Global Perspectives

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ Italy is in talks with China's Chery Auto to establish Chery's first European manufacturing presence.

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต The Bank of Japan is meeting next week and could see the first interest rate hike in 14 years.

  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Ukraine struck oil refineries deep inside Russia, intensifying cross-border attacks.

  • ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ Putin stated Russia is ready to use nuclear weapons if the state's existence is threatened.

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง The UK's economy grew in January after a shallow recession in the latter half of 2023.

  • ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡น The US dispatched an anti-terrorism Marine unit to protect the embassy in Haiti following the Prime Minister's resignation. If you want a primer on why things in Haiti are so awful, check out this tweet:

  • ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ European missile makers booked record orders in 2023 as European nations rush to enhance air defenses.

๐Ÿ“Š Income

  • Yields continue to surge.

  • February's dividend portfolio hits a new record with $643 in income and 19 strategic buys.

๐Ÿ“Š Crypto

  • The SEC ordered First Trust-SkyBridge to declare its Bitcoin ETF application abandoned.

  • Visa and Mastercard's crypto initiatives aim to drive broader adoption through reward programs.

  • Solana memecoin dogwifhat will light up Las Vegas's skyline after a successful $650,000 community fundraising campaign.

๐Ÿง  Errata

  • Palantir CEO called short sellers cocaine addicts who "love pulling down great American companies."

  • African cocoa plants running dry have caused a chocolate supply crisis, signaling a bitter future for sweet lovers.

  • A newly identified ancient shark species, Cosmoselachus mehlingi, reminds us the ocean is terrifying.

  • Louisiana's 'Cancer Alley' reported disease rates up to seven times the national average.

  • A detailed map of the developing human heart unveiled never-before-seen cells even my ex can't deny exist.

  • Science now shows that playing with dogs keeps you sharp.

๐Ÿ“บ What to Watch Today

Thatโ€™s all for today. Did I miss anything? Smash the reply button to let me know.

Cheers,

Wyatt